A rather odd obituary

A friend of mine spotted this in the Arizona Repugnant (Republic). Seems this poor chap was a car salesman that died suddenly. What is odd about it is, look at the highlighted section and read what it says, once a salesman in life, always a salesman in death. Click on the picture to read it more clearly.

If Patton were alive...

I've posted this before, but it's worth posting again, considering the state of the nation under a socialist nitwit that can't function without a teleprompter.