Friday, April 20, 2007

'Sheryl Crow is a Whiny 'Ho'

I am not a big fan of Sheryl Crow. Her music is okay I guess (a little too "chickie" for me, perfect if you want to watch a romantic 'chick flick' movie about hippies) if you're a young to middle aged working woman (or liberal) that drives an SUV (yes, for all their concern, a lot of liberals drive those big ole Urban Assault Vehicles) or a Yugo or maybe a Prius, who thinks that puppies are cute and believes everything she sees on the evening news. The title of the post is a take off from her song 'winding road' that you hear over and and over again on a Subaru spot. I sometimes hear a song by someone and then a 'ditty' starts going through my head, so one night while I was at work, that spot played and during the night at some point, I either saw or heard Sheryl Crow waxing on in her infinite Limousine Liberal double-speak about how bad the war is in Iraq and gosh darn it, we need to stop wars, give peace a chance, hold hands, try reasoning with the terrorists, get along and just eat cookies and take naps and well...you get the idea. So it just popped into my head, to her tune of 'winding road'. I am sure someone will take offense, but hey, I say what I think. Hey, Don Imus said it. I am using the vernacular of the 'street' and the language of the 'rap' culture. Wonder if the speech police will send in the the SWAT team now? Wow, could be kind of neat to see the "Justice Brothers" show up. Al & Jesse out front with a bullhorn. A bullhorn for a blowhard.

I do however respect her for the battle she has had with cancer. I would never wish that on anyone as I had had many friends or acquaintances who developed cancer and in some cases, it was fatal. I also think she is a nice looking woman, very attractive even and I am sure she is really a nice person. But I just became so irritated with her whole whiny diatribe against the war as if she is this generation's 'Green Hanoi Jane'. It's easy for the limousine liberals to wax on about what's best for the country, since they have the money and affluence and tend to be really out of touch with the realities of the world. I really get the feeling that she is easily led by her liberal buddies and when I can stomach it, I pop over to the 'Huffington Post' and read a little about her and Laurie Davids' excursion to bring 'awareness' to 'blowhard smarming'. They are doing college tours and blogging on the 'HR Puff n' Stuff' weblog run by none other than 'WitchiePoo' herself (Arianna Huffington, and what a rag that is) about their stops. She and David even wrote an open letter to Rush Limbaugh saying he doesn't 'understand' anything about 'Blowhard Smarming'. LOL, That made me chuckle, and they do know more don't they? after all, Al Gore said so didn't he? and when Al speaks, liberals listen right? Give me a break.

So, I forget where I was, reading something about their letter to Rush and I ran into a a great comment from someone and had to post it here. It just makes sense. You can't win with these wackos. They claim that no matter what the climate is doing, it's all related to 'blowhard smarming'. The good thing is, is that many people are just gettting tired of this whole charade and it's not getting the juice they would love to get from the average everyday working person. If you want to watch a bunch of liberals doing a massive circle jerk, watch the concert I think they are calling 'Live Earth'. How much you want to bet it's going to try and emulate "Woodstock" & "Live Aid". Nothing will be done to 'stop' 'blowhard smarming' (anyone care to remember the controversy surrounding Live Aid? good intentions, but the money disappeared and never went to help the people it was supposed to!) but alas, the granola crunchers will all go home feeling like they did something 'important' to help stop 'blowhard smarming.' I think that if scientists want to see what exactly hot gases are doing, take a measurement over London during the concert, chances are the methane cloud will be enormous. I mean, jeez, to me, most of those people are full of Barbara Streisand, well you know what I mean, anyway. Hope they make everyone use glow sticks cos if someone torches a lighter, that could get pretty nasty.

It's all just a thinly veiled hoax to get more of your money (more taxes anyone?) after trying to make you feel guilty for messing with mother nature. These people are really throwbacks to the socialists of the soviet union and the granola crunching, bead & sandal-wearing, lava lamp staring, groovy, cool, free love is ok as long as you believe what I believe, don't bogart that joint my friend"type of people. What's good for them is not for you and what's good for you is not going to happen cos you aren't smart enough to decide for yourself and they know best, in other words, snobby elitist's. This is a great comment though;

"Let me see if I have this right. If I'm a Global Warming Alarmist Disciple, I have to believe:

If it is too hot, it's Global Warming; If it is too cold, it's Global Warming

If it is a drought, it's Global Warming; If there are torrential rains, it's Global Warming

If there are no hurricanes, it's Global Warming; If there are too many hurricanes, it's Global Warming

If there is an abundance of tornadoes, it's Global Warming; If there are no tornadoes, it's Global Warming

If it's unusually cold or snowy in April, it's Global Warming; If it's unusually warm in October, it's Global Warming.

No matter what the weather event, it's Global Warming. Period."

Right on.