Tuesday, April 24, 2007

"Touch my burrito, LOVE my burrito..."

Ya know, if someone at a bar told you this story, you'd probably think they were BS'ing you and that they had drank one too many adult beverages. This story in some strange way reminded me of the old Mike Myers SNL Skit "Sprockets" where Myers character Dieter implores guests to "touch my monkey, LOVE my monkey! "Rühren mein Affe. Lieben meine Affe-monkey!" (excite/agitate my ape. love my ape-monkey!) This is a bizarre story and funny. The old adage that truth is stranger than fiction is very true here. This also ranks as a 'Twit of the Day' entry.




Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

POSTED: 4:33 pm EDT April 23, 2007

UPDATED: 10:42 am EDT April 24, 2007


MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights.

What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.
Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, would probably rather forget about the weekend when he was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence.

It's not what you would expect from a doctor or Captain America.


The Palm Bay family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar.

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.


On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it.

When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.
The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station.

There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.
"The officer observed him try to flush something into the toilet. He tried to flush it. The officer was able to reach inside and grab part of what he tried to flush," said Jill Frederiksen, Melbourne Police Department.

The doctor wasn't in when Eyewitness News went by and didn't return calls.

He may now have to rely on a lawyer instead of his superpowers to get him out of the jam.
"This is definitely an unusual situation. We don't usually arrest people in costume," Frederiksen said.

No super powers got Adamcik out of jail. He needed $2,000 cash bail and then, once he got out of jail, he still stopped to pose for pictures on the way out. It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he's convicted.


Tuesday, Eyewitness News learned that Adamcik was checking himself into a rehab program and taking a temporary leave from his medical practice.


Copyright 2007 by wftv.com. All rights reserved.

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